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| Sunday, May 07, 2006 |
| i wonder if i should be concerned .... |
i went into the bathroom that i share with my daughters today, and sitting on the closed toilet seat was a note addressed to the "Occupants of ______" I opened the paper to find the following:
Dear People,
You may be happy to know that even though we are aliens from the planet Zorgs we are not here to destroy. well we may be ... We are inspecting to see if Earth is worth saving or we should destroy it so we can manufacture a more worthy planet to take Earth's place. so far though we think we should DESTROY it. you humans always take the hard way round. Why walk on your legs when walking on your head is much easier. and faster. and why do you travel in cars. Hover crafts are faster (no traffic) and don't pollute! and why does green light mean go and red mean stop? It makes much more sense for purple with sky blue polka dots means go and sky blue with purple polka dots means stop. Alphabetical order should start with [character not present on this keyboard] and end with [same problem]. but alas, you don't even use those letters! Well best of luck to you! You should be hoping our tests don't destroy Earth. keep you posted!!
Your enimies,
Zorg scientists
AKA The American Girl Dolls.
Any thoughts?
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posted by Zuska @ 8:10 PM   |
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